New Crows recruits who were former basketballers - Jack Osborn and Tim Klaosen. Picture: Sarah Reed Source: HWT Image Library
He is standing in the Crows shed with recruiter Hamish Ogilvie and list manager David Noble and being told to kick the football.
But he is a basketballer, not a footballer. He has barely held a football for nine years, let alone tried to kick one.
And this is no half-time heroes session in the backyard with mates.
He is trying to convince Adelaide officials he should be on an AFL list.
It is SANFL grand final day and outside nearly 30,000 people are making their way to AAMI Stadium.
Inside the shed, there are only three people as Klaosen takes a deep breath and lets rip. He is sure it did not auger well when the pair had called him in for a chat.
"At the end they said, 'we've had basketballers out before and said no straight away','' Klaosen recalls of their October 7 meeting.
"But they said, 'we've seen enough in you to invite you back' and I was shocked.''
That bought Klaosen four days until his next examination to practice kicking the footy with his brother.
Again, he passed the test.
Then came the sprint and agility testing, followed by another kicking session under pressure at Lockleys Oval and he was signed.
That is how a Sturt basketballer who had not played football since under-14s even then he lasted only four games before rolling his ankle and giving it away became an Adelaide Crow.
Even his closest mates were stunned.
"They make a bit of fun but they've been good about it,'' Klaosen said. "They say things like 'let's go and play cricket for Australia'.
"Some of my basketball teammates didn't even know it was happening so they were really taken aback.''
Along with Hobart basketballer Jack Osborn, the pair has joined Adelaide as three-year non-registered rookies for the 2013 season.
Osborn at least had a semi-serious football background before spending the past four years playing college basketball in the US.
He played juniors with Kingborough and North Hobart right up until leaving for America, but is yet to play a game of senior football.
The 205cm giant returned to Australia this year but when his NBL deal with the doomed Gold Coast Blaze fell through, his manager Paul Bell raised the possibility of returning to football and opened talks with the Crows.
In late October, Osborn flew from Hobart to Adelaide for an interview and a beep test at Crows headquarters.
Also being interviewed that day was Werribee's Kyle Hartigan, who was subsequently taken by the club in the rookie draft.
"I think it went well that day,'' Osborn said.
"The best thing I knew they liked was that I can jump high and tap the ball.
"My biggest fear was that I would not be fit enough.''
But he has improved rapidly, going from 1360m in his first five-minute run to almost 1500m in a few weeks.
He has also shed 7kg in the past fortnight to tip the scales at 107kg.
Bell, a state league basketball coach, was also the reason Klaosen found himself standing in the Crows shed in October. They had five weeks of pre-season training before finally enjoying the festive season break.
Together, they have done up to three sessions a day of everything from running and weights to yoga, wrestling and even gymnastics to turn themselves into footballers.
"I didn't think we'd be doing gymnastics,'' Klaosen said of his new regime.
According to Klaosen, his footy knowledge is up to speed and his hands are good, but his kick still needs work and, as a right-footer, the rookie is yet to even try kicking with his left foot.
"The development coaches have told me to get the right foot correct first,'' he said.
"I've got to work on kicking accurately over 20-30m that flat, low ball.
"Mine are a bit floaty.''
He rated Scott Thompson and Andy Otten as the best kicks he had seen so far.
At 196cm and 88kg, Klaosen knows he has to put on size but hopes to develop into a tall defender.
His long-term goal is to play an SANFL league game somewhere in the second half of next season.
Klaosen has enjoyed the physical side of training so far but knows the contact work will come soon enough.
"I'll let you know how I'm going in a couple of months,'' he said.
Osborn admitted he was still getting his head around the fact that he had gone from "might give footy a try'' to an AFL list in six weeks.
"It has blown my mind,'' he said.
"I've gone to Centrals in the mini-draft and I'm really excited about going out there and getting involved.
"I've just got to keep working hard and show the coaches and players I belong.
"All my mates have been supportive but they think I'm really lucky as well.
"But a lot don't know how hard I'm working.''
